Code Monkey

Now after that article, I can't stop humming that song, or singing it in my head! So hear you go! "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton. All rights go to Jonathan Coulton.  The music video goes to owlishlyyours on YouTube.

Lyrics:

Code Monkey get up get coffee 
Code Monkey go to job 
Code Monkey have boring meeting 
With boring manager Rob 
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent 
But his output stink 
His code not "functional" or "elegant" 
What do Code Monkey think? 
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself 
Code Monkey not say it out loud 
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud 
Code Monkey like Fritos 
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 
Code Monkey very simple man 
With big warm fuzzy secret heart: 
Code Monkey like you(2X) 
Code Monkey hang around at front desk 
Tell you sweater look nice 
Code Monkey offer buy you soda 
Bring you cup, bring you ice 
You say no thank you for the soda cause 
Soda make you fat 
Anyway you busy with the telephone 
No time for chat 
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work 
Code Monkey not thinking so straight 
Code Monkey not feeling so great 
Code Monkey like Fritos 
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 
Code Monkey very simple man 
With big warm fuzzy secret heart: 
Code Monkey like you 
Code Monkey like you a lot 
Code Monkey have every reason 
To get out this place 
Code Monkey just keep on working 
See your soft pretty face 
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake 
Take bath, take nap 
This job "fulfilling in creative way" 
Such a load of crap 
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you 
Code Monkey just waiting for now 
Code Monkey say someday, somehow 
Code Monkey like Fritos 
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 
Code Monkey very simple man 
With big warm fuzzy secret heart: 
Code Monkey like you(2X)